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HØLY ƒUCK! i was almost shot today but was saved at the last moment by my MSN watch!!!

lemme try to back up a little here, my mind is racing round and round...i was on msn chatting with Girlie about the exchange of words between maxxxine and PopTart...was it really that serious?? who was that again?? was that strange german company gonna license my breakthrough technology?? and then my MSN watch started going freaking crazy - beeping and flashing like mad, totally nutso - it read:

u r in dngr!!

flash beep

leev rm!!

flash beep flash

drp dwn NOW!!!

flash beep flash beep

ok so i hit the floor and three gun shots rang through my window into the wall behind where i was just sitting!!! the watch beeped out again...

leev!!

flash beep

no door!!!

flash beep flash

i crawled out to my deck, hopped across to my neighbour's deck and assumed the fetal postition for an indeterminate amount of time. my watch remained thankfully silent and i could see some guys in suits shining flashlights into the holes in the yard but the workers were no where to be seen...no immediate response to my sms from thai long or poptart....

the men in suits left and i remained in the fetal postition until i was aware i could hear some birds singing and, that except for my heart pounding, things felt like they were returning to normal...i looked at the msgs on my watch again and again...how the hell did that happen???

i am just posting in case something else happens...i got to get outta here...don't want to go anywhere i might usually be so am heading over to megatrons....WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!#*?